I’m Jordan, 19 years old and from 905, Ontario, Canada. Apprently. † ME † TWITTER † LAST.FM † YOUTUBE † FACEBOOK † AMAZON WISHLIST .ig-b- { display: inline-block; } .ig-b- img { visibility: hidden; } .ig-b-:hover { background-position: 0 -60px; } .ig-b-:active { background-position: 0 -120px; } .ig-b-16 { width: 16px; height: 16px; background: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/ig-badge-sprite-16.png) no-repeat 0 0; } @media only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min—moz-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (-o-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2 / 1), only screen and (min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min-resolution: 192dpi), only screen and (min-resolution: 2dppx) { .ig-b-16 { background-image: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/ig-badge-sprite-16@2x.png); background-size: 60px 178px; } }Tumblr (3.0; @ifuckedamillionaire)http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9kbae1fqk1re1mppo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I watched this movie last week. It’s amazing.</p>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51250298457http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51250298457Fri, 24 May 2013 17:22:51 -0400<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/ifuckedamillionaire/51250191293/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51250191293" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kimghappens.tumblr.com/post/51202464602/im-so-done-w-the-internet" target="_blank">kimghappens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im so done w/ the internet</p> </blockquote>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51250191293http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51250191293Fri, 24 May 2013 17:21:19 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZwS14TiO7Pk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freshprincesubs.tumblr.com/post/51248247713/will-jaden-smith-performing-on-the-graham-norton" target="_blank">freshprincesubs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)</p> <p>aka THE BEST THING EVER!!</p> </blockquote> <p>Awwwhhhh :’)</p>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51250067430http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51250067430Fri, 24 May 2013 17:19:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b7713a51a942cd0598ecf09aab6d7dd7/tumblr_mn5tbaBy0j1rh1mpio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51249007251http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51249007251Fri, 24 May 2013 17:04:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f310b2a498f2a707f7e84016f080b671/tumblr_mn5zpit97S1ql5yr7o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248968171http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248968171Fri, 24 May 2013 17:03:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1a56c0ae98f431367c9c06ad3ab51a7/tumblr_mmi47iW3fo1ryutmio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248945982http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248945982Fri, 24 May 2013 17:03:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc032448f2bb03f11ad11ed2bbdb4d65/tumblr_mkwhzavRXY1s9t5yfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248889004http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248889004Fri, 24 May 2013 17:02:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdypguJ9bF1rtpqu9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>This was me last night at work when I found the pair of cowboy boots I want to buy.</p>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248637468http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248637468Fri, 24 May 2013 16:59:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fdefafa56429c14bd88f6d77ccb41b17/tumblr_mj3lusiKz61rn1xzvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248581121http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248581121Fri, 24 May 2013 16:58:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2267bf23c3d27a738df36a61b5ebf408/tumblr_mnbh2dc1eY1qcs2blo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bipolar-spears.tumblr.com/post/51240961561/the-how-fucked-are-you-scale" target="_blank">bipolar-spears</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the<em> how fucked are you</em> scale</p> </blockquote>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248523429http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248523429Fri, 24 May 2013 16:57:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c40f30664002c75539a138d2be48e7ab/tumblr_mna37vj6mm1rjid86o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/49b48d37b27b66788f9283e7f666f3ec/tumblr_mna37vj6mm1rjid86o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248369988http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51248369988Fri, 24 May 2013 16:55:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f1e7d01f72d72e43f97bb032e953775/tumblr_mnblfs9ZQP1qg7nyqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The #American Flag is just so damn fashionable.</p>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51247333851http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51247333851Fri, 24 May 2013 16:40:40 -0400american<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f27f1bf80e5add43b42b64fb6a7d52e/tumblr_mnbbhwtKHE1rlpicfo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://georgetakei.tumblr.com/post/51234011496/the-king-of-videobombs" target="_blank">georgetakei</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The King of Videobombs.</p> </blockquote>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51241238761http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51241238761Fri, 24 May 2013 15:10:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a245b6cef21a379122dc82390e66357/tumblr_mnbfwxwBa31rqpkxto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51241168503http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51241168503Fri, 24 May 2013 15:09:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b1eb18e3bff6536bc9812799d19929b/tumblr_mnbdzouv0u1qee6wmo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f25271fee00ba158022ccf8924a86062/tumblr_mnbdzouv0u1qee6wmo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kathybethterry.tumblr.com/post/51237130200/amanda-bynes-appears-in-new-york-city-court-on" target="_blank">kathybethterry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Amanda Bynes appears in New York City court on drug charges</p> </blockquote>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51241099098http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51241099098Fri, 24 May 2013 15:08:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fab388ad84817e3fa85e22c87562cef3/tumblr_mnbgbuNBY01qee6wmo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51241020065http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51241020065Fri, 24 May 2013 15:07:12 -0400<p>TO THE BEAT OF MY</p> <p>TO THE BEAT OF MY</p> <p>TO THE BEAT OF MY HEART</p> <p>THE BEAT OF MY HEART</p> <p>THE BEAT OF MY HEART</p> <p>THE BEAT OF MY HEART</p> <p>IT TEARS US APART</p> <p>THE BEAT OF MY HEART</p> <p>THE BEAT OF MY HEART</p> <p>THE BEAT OF MY HEART</p> <p>NOW I&#8217;M BACK TO THE START</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/c52b323be00033b2f1922e1450548895/tumblr_inline_mnbcfvk2kB1qfpv22.gif"/></p>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51235162872http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51235162872Fri, 24 May 2013 13:26:37 -0400FUCK THIS SITEOVER ITGONNA POST SHIT POSTS<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba4b86d1139d5f9139c0ef5751a6886f/tumblr_mnbawcaGBP1rt7xaho1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c16231e918f839a4d56f578d37a07e8/tumblr_mnbawcaGBP1rt7xaho2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ad45081b6b56c9fc4a1fcf9f1dfc70a/tumblr_mnbawcaGBP1rt7xaho3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5279e1625044ac23bbfd69db8464fb28/tumblr_mnbawcaGBP1rt7xaho4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aztec44.tumblr.com/post/51233292972/iconic" target="_blank">aztec44</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Iconic</p> </blockquote>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51234597321http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51234597321Fri, 24 May 2013 13:16:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3deb40fd93164c132e21430cf080f889/tumblr_mnbaxxQzJM1qers1ro1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51234520303http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51234520303Fri, 24 May 2013 13:15:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/187b374f1d3e7794d093f9ba77f647b1/tumblr_mn6bzuC4Y91qcz4s2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51234250677http://ifuckedamillionaire.tumblr.com/post/51234250677Fri, 24 May 2013 13:10:17 -0400